The London Review of Books recently published a collection of its celebrated personal ads, where contributors trade on wit rather than looks. It got me thinking about whether we should run lonely hearts ads on Dulwich OnView. Well, where better to start than with the walls of the picture gallery itself? Can you put the famous faces to these lonely hearts?
Is it you I’m looking for? Daydream believer, sweet sixteen, apple-cheeked and strawberry blonde, looking out for a handsome prince. Don’t walk on by – why not stop beneath my window?
Earth mother, generous curves, seeks discreet companion while husband is away on military campaigns. Must be fond of children. Hobbies include naturism, breastfeeding and being the goddess of love.
Are you my Aloysius? Wistful young man, considered handsome, multiple piercings, seeks bear for cuddles and maybe more. Saintly temper, heavenly body.
Is this a dagger I see before me, or are you just pleased to see me? Drama queen seeks leading man with the wit of Benedick, the courage of Henry V and the passion of Romeo. No Bottoms, please.
Pictures thanks to Dulwich Picture Gallery.
Great stuff, Anna. Well done. I’ll never look at St Sebastian in the same way again!